Today I stumbled upon a list of today’s most intriguing people. On this list was a gentleman called Jon Langbert. This guy is gay. No really. He’s homosexual – he likes ‘smoking pole’. He also has a son.
You might be thinking of my choice of words and now thinking that I’m a douchebag. Well… you’re right, but at the same time so very wrong. I have nothing against the homodelectuals, in fact I have friends who are gay and they’re a lot of fun to hang out with, and I find them to be of the same quality of person as any of my other straight friends. So stop steaming out of your ears because this isn’t an anti-gay protest. It’s an anti-discrimination protest.
If you don’t want to read the small excerpt on CNN’s Today’s Most Intriguing People (link below), I’ll sum it up for you: The Boy Scouts of America (BSA) have told Jon that he’s not allowed to be a Scout leader because he is gay. They have also said that his son can not wear his leadership badge – suspectedly because his dad bats for the other team. I’m sorry – on what planet does this have anything to do with their effectiveness or suitability as a Scout?
What I don’t get is the nerve that people can possess to suddenly discriminate because of a sexual choice. Apparently, the courts ruled that BSA are allowed to have a rule to exclude gays and atheists from the Scouts. What the fuck does being homosexual or a free-minded rational thinking intellectual human being have to do with it.
So let me get this straight; Scouts learn how to tie knots and wear pretty ribbons around their neck. That’s bordering gay. If I were to get dressed now, and tie a bow around my neck, prance down to the bar and use pickup lines such as “Hey, wanna come back to my place? I can tie you to the bed with a double hitch…”, the only way this would work is if my target was a dude, wearing a tight pale blue top with rolled up jean shorts and chucks with no socks. They’re practically practicing what they are preaching against.
Speaking of preaching, what’s the point in BSA teaching Scouts the value of topics such as Science if they’re such avid ‘creationists’? ‘Scout Survival Tip 256: If you come face to face with a Bear whilst camping, pray to the Almighty Lord and if you are found worthy, he will give the Bear a tumor’. Being an Atheist is beneficial to being a Scout. It proves you are a rational human being capable of excluding nonsensical bullshit such as believing metaphysical imaginary beings are in direct control of what happens to you. I’m not saying the BSA association is founded on religious principles but there’s only one alternative to Atheism, and that’s Creationism.
The reason why this is so hypocritical is because of the attitude of the most exclusion-based group – creationists. They consistently preach that their fact-less and entirely unproven theory of creation (the world was ‘built’ <10000 years ago) is not only a theory to believe, but the right one out of many. If you disagree – you are looked down upon as an outsider, unwelcome and evil. No really, us atheists are ‘evil’! We are warmongering lunatics, rapists, crazy mass-murderers and bad cooks. Correct me if I’m wrong, but 1) Religion is the largest cause of human death in history. 2) Not everyone’s an NRL footballer. 3) We don’t believe in an imaginary Dad – who’s crazy now? and 4) We know the difference between crackers and human flesh. Oh and I make a mean Risotto.
There is nothing wrong with alternate sexualities (P.S. Lesbians, I love your work) and being a good sport and growing as a person (Scout’s honour!) has nothing to do with beliefs.
So discriminating on sexuality and faith… Come on… Seriously?