Just let me get the following out of the way:
“FIRST!!”
Ahem…
Now that that’s done, I’ll begin by saying hello and welcome to my first web log, and my first post ever.
I understand that a total of 0 people are going to end up reading this blog. The way I figure is that lets say that this appears on the monitors of – for example’s sake – 100 internet users.
We can begin by assuming that this number contains probably 80% average users, so 80 of them are typical internet foregoers. Out of these 80, at least 10 are looking at or searching for porn. So I’m down to 90.
I am going to knock off another 10 users for they are simply not interested in what others have to say, and it will click on a Google Ad that interests them, like “20% Venetian Blinds”. Down to 80.
Then we have the women (lets say half of the remaining) looking to purchase shoes from Zappo’s or something, or using E-bay to find cheap Gucci knock-offs. Maybe 1 or 2 will click (good chance by accident) on my WordPress page.
By using some incredible skills of deduction, the other 40 (have you been following?) of the men will be geeks or douchebags… So they’re either searching for “starcraft 3 release date” or “how to build abs like Adonis”.
So let’s consider what I have left. 1 maybe 2 women remaining on my page.
Find me one woman interested in what a man has to say, and I’ll buy shares in soft kitchen floors – just to play it forward.
So with my audience similar to that of a Caber-toss Event in Baghdad, it actually suits me well in some regards…
I plan on unleashing hell from my dual barrel cannon of politician incorrectness, dousing this blog with my opinions and lighting it with the fire of offensiveness.
So come on… Seriously… Can you smell something burning?..
Come on... Seriously? 